3 little piggies

Autor: Ionut Mateescu
Personaje:
1)Purcelus 1 (P1) - Serban Condrea;
2)Purcelus (P2) - Stiblei Petru;
3)Purcelus (P3) - Farcas Dan;
4)Lupul (BBW) - Ionut Mateescu;
5)Mama - Danilet Bianca;
6)Narator - Nicolae Rusu;

ACT I

Narrator: Once upon a time, when surfing the NET, was still secured, and father server was still young and the conction to the NET was still based on dial-up, in the deep space of cybernetic devices, there it was, a poorly inhabited world, governed by three little piggies: control pig, Alt pig & Delete pig.

SCENA 01

The first little piggie, that he was kind of higgie, spent most of his days bored, just laying on the keyboard.
P1: I didn’t built a home,
Cause wherever I may roam,
I’ll find a place to stay…
A place my head to lay.

SCENA 02

The second little piggie, that he was kind of freaky, he built himself a website mystic like the twilit.
P2: I have a website,
I have a home,
But my younger brother…
Has nothing at all.
Narrator: By the time the first two piggies finished their hard exhausting “work”, the third one was still rising his Firewall Defence.
P3: You can laugh and you can play,
Waste time with your fakes all day,
You can’t understand my philosophy…
But my site is here for eternity.

ACT II

SCENA 01

Narrator: While lurking on the NET, the Big Bad Wolf found the IP’s of the three little piggies.
BBW: I’ve found your IP’s, you little piggies. I’ll satisfy my will thirst.
Narrator: On the other side of the universe, the netwolf was scanning the web servers.

SCENA 02

BBW: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
P1: I would like to, but I have no site to login.
Narrator: So as the Big Bad Wolf took over the virtual channel, the first little piggie took all his data and stored them on his brother’s site and the wolf headed thet way.
BBW: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
P1+P2: Not by the bites of your hairy chin chin.
BBW: I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your site in!
Narrator: Incredibly!…The two little pig’s site crashed down in a minute, like a dollar a day. Thus the two piggies decided to head for their brother and ask him for shelter for their data-bases.
P3: I’m not gonna say I told you so! But come into my site and I’ll protect you all. Thre’s no way the Net Wolf’ll get you here, for I know he can’t trick me.
BBW: Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!
P1+P2+P3: There’s no room for you to stand within!
Narrator: As the three little piggies gathered around, formed CTRL-ALT-DEL and shut the computer down…The wolf stood stunned in the cyber-space. But not for long as he finally fond his way home, where his mother showed up.
BBW’s mum: Where have you been? You must have been naughty again!

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain